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    Pic of the Day

    Lie Detector Taste Test Results Are In!

    Alright people, yesterday was the deadline so I looked over all the submissions and chose the top 4. I chose these because they were the most well-done and creative, and because each one covers a different base.

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    And the winner is Dan from Wisconsin! In this single picture he has demonstrated both his ability to think outside the box and a pet with an impressive stance.

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    Thanks to everyone who has ordered Lie Detectors so far, they’ve been flyin’ off the shelves! Keep the orders comin’ and put them to good use now that the show season is here!

    -Ethan

    Bitchin' New Product Shots!

    Some of you may have noticed the look of the Shop has changed a bit in the last week. Thankfully, my terrible product shots were replaced by some legit ones, taken by the next Alex Trebec. (You didn’t know Alex was an amazing photographer did you?) Patrick takes some dope pics, and was cool enough to come to the 8380 offices to take em! We’re really stoked on how the pics came out, and we’re looking forward to having him drive long distances for us every time we add a new product in the future.

    He also has a bunch of his work online, so browse around, there’s a lot of cool stuff there to soak in.

    www.MizenkoLtd.com

    Thanks Patrick!

    Lie Detectors Take UK by Storm, and Other News

    The latest issue of Fast Car UK just came out, and hanging out on page 43 in the “Rated” section (that’s what the Brits call a product review) is a little piece on the Ride Height Lie Detectors. They even included the Ride Height Golden Triangle diagram, pretty cool. Unless you subscribe to the mag, you probably won’t get a chance to see one of these for a month or so, but it’s issue #277. Check it out!

    There will also be an 8380 appearance in the PVW issue that should be making its way to US bookstores in the next few weeks (April issue I believe). Just a small blurb on the website being up finally, so check that one out too!

    There will be a few more mag appearances that should be coming down the pike in the next few weeks, I will be sure to update here once I get more info on the specific issues they’ll be in.

    The last week or so has been very pleasant weather-wise on the East Coast, and we’ve found ourselves spending a lot of time in the driveway and garage working on various car-related projects of our own. I may compile an 8380 vehicular update for anyone who cares in the next week or so, we’ll see.

    -Ethan

    Tunabasket & Good Day Designs Now In Stock!

    Picked these little dudes up from the printer today, came out awesome! They are in the Shop ready to go.

    If you would like to increase your ability to holler at flounder skinnies or avoid any jackers in sight, then these might be just what the doctor ordered.

    Plus we’ve now got women’s tank tops in stock! It probably sounds too good to be true for all 5 of the Women of 8380, we know!

    Enjoy!

    -Ethan

    Only 12 Days Left!

    Horror! Only twelve days left to get us your Lie Detector pics. We’ve gotten some good submissions, but we need more. The winner is getting their pick of 2 FREE 8380 shirts. This is no small deal. It’s basically the equivalent of SHAQ giving you his sneakers after putting up 30 points and 22 rebounds in the NBA Finals.

    You’ll come to realize how empty your life was pre-FREE 8380.

    Example: Through 8380, these two gentleman discovered their birth mothers were the same person.

    A lot of you have ordered Lie Detectors. It’s time to put them to work. That’s what the Public Works Division is all about, after all.

    -Ethan