Horror! Only twelve days left to get us your Lie Detector pics. We’ve gotten some good submissions, but we need more. The winner is getting their pick of 2 FREE 8380 shirts. This is no small deal. It’s basically the equivalent of SHAQ giving you his sneakers after putting up 30 points and 22 rebounds in the NBA Finals.

You’ll come to realize how empty your life was pre-FREE 8380.

Example: Through 8380, these two gentleman discovered their birth mothers were the same person.

A lot of you have ordered Lie Detectors. It’s time to put them to work. That’s what the Public Works Division is all about, after all.

-Ethan